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| Why do Jewish fathers have their sons circumcised? They know Jewish women can't resist anything with 10% off. |    |
Joke by Rexton, in Sex and shit > Adultery - Tagged penis , jew , jewish , women , circumsision , cock , dick , cut , cheap , percent , off , father , fathers , son , sons , dad , dads - Current Score: 206 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| A good looking woman breaks down on a dark rainy night in the middle of nowhere. She seeks refuge at a nearby farm. the farmer informs her ''You can stay here but the only room is sharing with my two 19 yr old twin sons'' She says that would be fine and will be on her way as soon as the breakdown truck arrived. As the three of them are getting ready for bed the woman suddenly gets the urge to be shagged sensless by the 2 strapping sons, so she hands them a condom each and invites them into her bed. ''What are these for then miss''? ''You wear them on your dicks so I won't get pregnant'' A night of passion soon ensues and the woman goes on her way in the morning. A week goes by and the 2 sons are working in the field and Paddy turns to Mick and says ''I don't give a fuck if she gets pregnant I'm taking this fucking thing off'' | |
Joke by magicsim, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged woman , farmers , sons , condom - Current Score: 17 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
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