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| It was great to hear we will now have women Bishops. I'm hoping to get a blowjob from mine. It will make a nice change from a Mars bar and a sore arse. |    |
Joke by baldlice, in Religion and racism > Women Bishops - Tagged women , bishops , sore , mars - Current Score: 114 - Added: 4 months, 19 days ago
| Thor and Odin are up in Valhalla and Thor turns to Odin and says, "It's great being a god and everything but I haven't had sex in a millennium." Odin says, "Well, what you need to do is go down to earth and find what they call a lady of the night and treat her." So Thor goes down to earth and the next day returns with a smile from ear to ear. Odin says, "It was good, then?" "Good?" replies Thor. "It was great! We did it twenty-seven times in one night." Odin is horrified. "Twenty-seven times?!? Mere mortals can't handle that! Go back to earth and apologise," he tells Thor. So Thor goes back and finds the woman and says, "Sorry about last night, see, I'm Thor..." The woman replies, "YOU'RE Thor? I can't even pith!" | |
Joke by monkeyman, in Sex and shit > Sex - Tagged mythology , sex , sore , thor , prostitute , brass - Current Score: 6 - Added: 8 months, 23 days ago
| Yesterday, Harry accidentally ate a bowlful of mini Brillo pads which he'd mistaken for Shredded Wheat. The news from the hospital is good, they expect him to scrape through. | |
Joke by cooperman, in Illness and mortality > Accident - Tagged sore , arse - Current Score: 6 - Added: 10 months, 13 days ago
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