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| How come "I'm sorry" and "I apologise" mean the same thing, except if you say them at a funeral? -Demetri Martin |    |
Joke by mrluxuryyacht, in Illness and mortality > Death - Tagged funeral , sorry , apology - Current Score: 200 - Added: 5 months, 7 days ago
| A man walked into a florist’s and said, ''I’d like some flowers, please.'' ''Certainly, sir. What did you have in mind?'' ''I’m not sure.'' ''Perhaps I could help,'' suggested the florist. ''What exactly have you done?'' | |
Joke by gartnavel, in Sex and shit > Relationships - Tagged flowers , man , apology , sorry , wife , husband - Current Score: 165 - Added: 1 month, 10 days ago
| Why do gorillas always look so unhappy? Because, after two million years of evolution, they still look like niggers. | |
Joke by beatlebob, in Religion and racism > Nigger - Tagged gorilla , racist , sorry - Current Score: 53 - Added: 4 months, 15 days ago
| I never apologise. I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am. | |
Joke by S011, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged apologise , sorry - Current Score: 49 - Added: 4 months ago
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