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| I was horrified to read about the mother who drowned her disabled daughter in a sink. That is NOT how you make vegetable soup. |    |
Joke by justincider, in Jokes with no home > Murder - Tagged horrified , drowned , sink , vegetable , soup - Current Score: 280 - Added: 2 months, 9 days ago
| What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef. | |
Joke by IrishRussell, in Jokes with no home > Sick - Tagged piss , beef , difference , soup - Current Score: 22 - Added: 10 months, 25 days ago
| I went to a restaurant and ordered "soup of the day" for starters. The waiter brought the soup. Five minutes later, I called the waiter and said, "I can't eat this!" The waiter said, "Sir, our chef has cooked the same soup, to the same recipe for the last 12 years and nobody has ever complained until now, why can't you eat it?" I said, "because you didn't bring me a spoon, you daft twat!" | |
Joke by geebee, in Jokes with no home > Food - Tagged soup , restaurant , waiter - Current Score: 21 - Added: 1 month, 23 days ago
| I complained to the waiter, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup." The waiter replied, "that could very well be, Sir, the cook used to be a tailor...." | |
Joke by staffer, in Jokes with no home > Restaurant - Tagged tailor , cook , fly , soup - Current Score: 12 - Added: 2 months, 7 days ago
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