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| It has been reported this morning that the head gardener at the White House has today been sacked. On protesting his innocence, he is reported as saying, "Honestly I did nothing wrong. All I did was to go into the Oval Office and asked if anyone had seen the spade." |    |
Joke by MICK THE MAG, in Celebrity and news events > Barack Obama - Tagged gardening , sacked , spade - Current Score: 115 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| Due to cold snowy weather conditions expected soon, the Met office has issued a statement , a spokesman said "Make sure that when you drive , that you always carry a flask and a spade, this way you can have a hot drink, while the spade pushes your car!" | |
Joke by pornstar, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged weather , met office , spade , hot , drink , snow , car , flask , cold - Current Score: 50 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| What do you call an elephant with a spade? Dawn French! | |
Joke by Puman, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged dawn french , lenny henry , spade , racism , racist , blacks - Current Score: 41 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance. | |
Joke by Ixm, in Illness and mortality > Injury - Tagged injury , head wound , spade , doug , ambulance , anti-joke - Current Score: 28 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| What's the best way to pick cotton? Use a spade. | |
Joke by Drunken Hobo, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged black , spade , cotton - Current Score: 27 - Added: 5 months ago
| Apparently, Barack Obama is a straight talking guy and says it like it is.... what did they think we'd expect? After all, a spade's a spade. | |
Joke by whogivesashit, in Celebrity and news events > Barack Obama - Tagged spade , coon , nig nog , jungle bunny , america , god bless you for making us laugh - Current Score: 19 - Added: 2 months ago
| A aide is talking to one of the Obama kids and asks, "are you going to get your puppy spayed?" The kid looks at him funny and replies, "yeah, we're going to go get him right now, cracker." | |
Joke by killwhitey, in Celebrity and news events > Barack Obama - Tagged barack obama , puppy , spayed , spade , crackers , death to all white people - Current Score: 12 - Added: 1 week ago
| Anyone heard about the new black only social networking site. It's called MySpade | |
Joke by jacobconnor, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged spade , racism , black - Current Score: 12 - Added: 6 days ago
| There they go again, Americans showing off, us English folks put our spades in the shed, they put theirs in the White House. | |
Joke by albie, in Religion and racism > ? - Tagged america , england , spade - Current Score: -1 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| What do you call a man with a spade in his head? "Shit at gardening." | |
Joke by discostu, in Jokes with no home > Man - Tagged shit , gardening , spade , head - Current Score: -4 - Added: 2 weeks ago
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