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| There once was a farmer who had three daughters who were all going out on their first dates on the same night. The farmer, being protective of his daughters, decides to meet their suiters at the front door with a shotgun. The first date comes to the door and the father opens up and the lad says "Hi my name's Joe, I'm here for Flo. We're going to the show. Is she ready to go?" The father looks the guy over and sends the kids off on their date. Next lad arrives "My name's Eddie, I'm here for Betty. We're going to get some spaghetti. Is she ready?" The father felt this bloke was okay too so off the kids went. The final young man arrives and rings the bell and the farmer opens up. The boy started off "Hi my name's Chuck" And the farmer shot him. |    |
Joke by pornstar, in Jokes with no home > Dating - Tagged farmet , shotgun , betty , eddie , chuck , date , shot , spaghetti , show , flow , joe - Current Score: 47 - Added: 4 months, 5 days ago
| For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discreet, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin. One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife."Honey,"she said, "you received a very strange post card today." "Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said. The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted. On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Three with meatballs, two without. Send extra sauce!!" | |
Joke by darylsws, in Sex and shit > Pregnancy - Tagged postcard , italian , pregnant , spaghetti , metballs , sauce , husband , wife - Current Score: 28 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and spaghetti? Spaghetti moves when you suck it. | |
Joke by bawbag, in Celebrity and news events > Stephen Hawking - Tagged stephen , hawking , spaghetti , suck - Current Score: 10 - Added: 3 months, 17 days ago
| What do blondes and spaghetti have in common? They both wriggle when you eat them. | |
Joke by Badvirus, in Sex and shit > Oral Sex - Tagged blonde , spaghetti , wriggle - Current Score: 8 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
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