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| A mother, cleaning her son's room, finds an S&M magazine under the bed. Upset, she immediately shows the magazine to her husband. "Well?" his wife asks. "What do you think we should do?" "I'm not sure," the father replies. "But we certainly shouldn't spank him." |    |
Joke by Brad, in Sex and shit > S&M - Tagged s&m , child , spanking - Current Score: 329 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| A man staying at a hotel removed a card offering sexual services from a nearby phone box. Back in his hotel room he rang the number and a woman with a silky soft voice asked if she could be of assistance. "Yes" he said. "I'd like a doggie in bondage gear, leather, PVC, whips, the lot. And then some hardcore spanking, rounded off with a blow job. What do you think?" The woman said, "That sounds really good and I'd like to oblige, but if you press 9 first you'll get an outside line." | |
Joke by superhorse, in Sex and shit > Prostitution - Tagged hooker , prostitute , bondage , spanking , hotel - Current Score: 267 - Added: 1 year ago
| Little Johnny lived in the country. They had to use an outhouse, and Little Johnny hated it because it was hot in the summer and cold in the winter and stank all the time. The outhouse was sitting on the bank of a creek and Johnnie determined that one day he would push that outhouse into the creek. One day after a spring rain, the creek was swollen so Little Johnny decided today was the day to push the outhouse into the creek. So he got a large stick and started pushing. Finally, the outhouse toppled into the creek and floated away. That night his dad told him they were going to the woodshed after supper. Knowing that meant a spanking, Little Johnny asked why. The dad replied, "Someone pushed the outhouse into the creek today. It was you, wasn't it son?" Little Johnny answered yes. Then he thought a moment and said, "Dad, I read in school today that George Washington chopped down a cherry tree and didn't get into trouble because he told the truth." His dad replied, "Well, son, George Washington's father wasn't in the cherry tree." | |
Joke by niggers out, in Jokes with no home > Not Sure - Tagged outhouse , son , dad , cherry , spanking - Current Score: 39 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
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