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I was asked to run a marathon and I said, "no chance."

Then I was told it was for spastic and blind kids, so I thought, "Fuck it. I could win that!"
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Joke by caliban, in Illness and mortality > Disability - Tagged blind , spastic , kids , children , child , kid , marathon , run , charity , win , race , dave spikey  - Current Score: 766 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago

Stephen Hawking and Christopher Reeve walk into a bar...

Oh Wait.
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Joke by AS, in Celebrity and news events > Christopher Reeve - Tagged christopher reeve , superman , spastic , paraplegic , stephen hawking  - Current Score: 275 - Added: 5 months, 15 days ago

Well, after years of making sick jokes on the internet and Sickipedia about thalidomide and spastic kids, my wife went for an ultrasound today and the doctor's told us our baby has Down's Syndrome.

This must be God's way of providing me with more material.
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Joke by ReigatePen, in Jokes with no home > Sickipedia - Tagged sickipedia , jokes , thalidomide , spastic , downs syndrome  - Current Score: 237 - Added: 4 months, 2 days ago

What's black and runs into walls?

Jordan's baby.
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Joke by JIMMYSAVILLE, in Celebrity and news events > JORDAN - Tagged blind , baby , jordan , katie , price , katie price , wall , walls , run , runs , stupid , retard , retarded , thick , slow , spastic , spaz , fat , black  - Current Score: 217 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago

I like to steal other people's jokes due to my illness: "Being a Tosser"I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Sputnik, in Celebrity and news events > Chuck Norris - Tagged chuck norris , google , spastic , sex , funny , nigger , racism , racist , sexist  - Current Score: 183 - Added: 7 months, 25 days ago

Two spastics go up to an ice-cream van and say, "Can we have a couple of 99's please?"

The ice-cream man says, "Certainly, would you like chocolate or strawberry sauce?"

They say, "It doesn't really matter, mate... we're gonna drop 'em anyway."
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Joke by caliban, in Illness and mortality > Disability - Tagged disabled , spastic , icecream , ice cream , drop  - Current Score: 163 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago

I live near a remedial school.

There's a sign on the road outside that says, "SLOW CHILDREN".

That can't be good for their self-esteem...
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Joke by Guest, in Illness and mortality > Disability - Tagged down syndrome , jimmy carr , spastic , slow , retard  - Current Score: 162 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago

What do you call a spastic in a wheelchair?

Anything you want, they'll just smile and try to hug you.
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Joke by chuck norris killz, in Illness and mortality > Disability - Tagged spastic , retard , retarded , disability , disabled  - Current Score: 149 - Added: 3 months, 28 days ago

How do you kill a bunch of retards on a bus?

Put poison on the windows.
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Joke by caliban, in Illness and mortality > Disability - Tagged retard , disabled , disability , retards , retarded , bus , poison , window , windows , kill , killed , murder , spastic , spaz  - Current Score: 124 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago

Why did the Nazis invent swastikas?

To crucify spastics.
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Joke by wjh31, in Religion and racism > Hitler - Tagged swasticka , spastic  - Current Score: 105 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago

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