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| After taking a car full of kids to accident and emergency with embedded glass and cuts to their foreheads.... I've decided to stop counting how many spastics it takes to change a lightbulb. |    |
Joke by rs79, in Illness and mortality > Spastics - Tagged spastics , kids , lightbulbs - Current Score: 458 - Added: 3 months, 28 days ago
| Laughing at the spastics who work there. More reasons to shop at Morrisons. | |
Joke by RevvyB, in Jokes with no home > Spastic - Tagged morrisons , spastics - Current Score: 79 - Added: 8 months, 14 days ago
| What's the difference between a spastic and a chav? The burberry cap. | |
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Chavs - Tagged chavs , spastics - Current Score: 53 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| Olympic Gold medallists may receive fame and glory for their sporting endeavours, but only winners at the Special Olympics get taken to McDonald's afterwards as well. | |
Joke by bleary, in Celebrity and news events > Olympics - Tagged spastics , retards , mcdonalds , gold medals - Current Score: 35 - Added: 3 months, 16 days ago
| Everytime I see you, I smile. When you walk, I laugh. When you speak, I get excited. For some reason, retarded people amuse the fuck out of me. | |
Joke by rampant, in Illness and mortality > Spastics - Tagged retards , spastics - Current Score: 33 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| I tried to get something special for my wife for her birthday this year. But the lady at the council said they don't sell mongs to the public. | |
Joke by ItchyAnus, in Illness and mortality > Downs Syndrome - Tagged downs , mongs , mongies , mongoloids , spazzos , spastics , spackos , retards , sell , present , wife , special - Current Score: 28 - Added: 4 months, 18 days ago
| Today I heard the deafening roar of laughter down my road. I didn't think so many people watched the opening ceremony of the Paralympics. | |
Joke by OhMyActualDays, in Celebrity and news events > Paralympics - Tagged paralympics , crap , spastics , lol , no legs - Current Score: 28 - Added: 2 months, 26 days ago
| I don't see what's so "special" about these paralympic games; I see thousands of total spastics, often much worse than these athletes, every day. Although, in fairness, it should be pointed out I work in Leeds. | |
Joke by rawmarsh, in Celebrity and news events > Paralympics - Tagged leeds , spastics , paralympics - Current Score: 17 - Added: 2 months, 25 days ago
| I was looking through the paralympic schedule last night and it looked reasonably interesting, I have one question though, why no hurdles? | |
Joke by Laurence, in Illness and mortality > Disability - Tagged retards , spastics , paralympics - Current Score: 13 - Added: 3 months ago
| What's better than winning the Paralympics? Ice cream. | |
Joke by sillyyanks, in Jokes with no home > Stupid - Tagged ice cream , spastics , retards - Current Score: 11 - Added: 2 months, 14 days ago
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