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| What's black and runs into walls? Jordan's baby. |    |
Joke by JIMMYSAVILLE, in Celebrity and news events > JORDAN - Tagged blind , baby , jordan , katie , price , katie price , wall , walls , run , runs , stupid , retard , retarded , thick , slow , spastic , spaz , fat , black - Current Score: 217 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| How do you kill a bunch of retards on a bus? Put poison on the windows. | |
Joke by caliban, in Illness and mortality > Disability - Tagged retard , disabled , disability , retards , retarded , bus , poison , window , windows , kill , killed , murder , spastic , spaz - Current Score: 124 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| I think people should stop making jokes about the disabled - my girlfriend is disabled and one thing I know is she will never leave me. Well, she would, but I took the wheels of her wheelchair | |
Joke by trfccurt, in Illness and mortality > Disability - Tagged disabled , disability , spaz , wheelchair - Current Score: 26 - Added: 3 months, 26 days ago
| Three Spastics walk into a bar. The first one goes up to the bar and says "Cgaann I hbavvvvf a Bbeeeeaaarrrr Plleeeaaeezzzzzz?" Bartender pulls out a gun and shoots him. Second one goes up: "CVaaaann I Hvaaabva a Swaaaaaaaagggmbwichg Plleeeeeeeaaggzzzzzzzzz?" Bartender shoots him Third one: "Cbvaaaaaannnggggggg I Haveeeeeeggg a Paaaagggkkchetttt of Cwhipsszzzzz pleeeezzzzz?" Bartender shoots him. After a while, the police come in and say to the bartender: "What the Fuck is going on here? why did you kill all these people? You murderer! You Fascist, you Nazi!!! Barman says: "Fffftttthhhheyy vweereeee taaaggggkkingggg dtha Pissszzzz!!!!" | |
Joke by Guest, in Illness and mortality > Spastics - Tagged spaz , spastic , illness , retard , mentally handicapped - Current Score: 23 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| Heavily pregnant Kerry Katona was discharged from hospital today, after her pre-eclampsia scare turned out to be a false alarm. She told waiting reporters; "See, I knew it'd be allright. I mean, me mam used to chain-smoke, knock back the voddy an' hoover up the charlie when she were expectin' me, an' it ain't not never done me no harm, innit?" | |
Joke by the peter tobin fan club, in Celebrity and news events > Kerry Katona - Tagged kerry katona , chav , spaz - Current Score: 16 - Added: 8 months, 7 days ago
| Ben Stiller's new move "Tropic Thunder" is causing some controversy with repeated use of the word "retard" and a blacked up Robert Downey Jnr. I asked a black monghole his view. He mugged me and licked my face. | |
Joke by Haynz, in Celebrity and news events > Tropic Thunder - Tagged ben stiller , tropic thunder , mong , spaz , retard , black , mugging - Current Score: 16 - Added: 2 months, 9 days ago
| Britain has won two gold medals for swimming in the Paralympics. One of the BBC sports presenters said that "they swam like fish." I thought it was more like frogs with those webbed hands they've got! | |
Joke by banny, in Celebrity and news events > Paralympics - Tagged paralympics , spaz - Current Score: 13 - Added: 2 months, 20 days ago
| Trade was down for Beijing shoe shop owners during the Paralympics. However puncture repair kit sales have risen 200% | |
Joke by banny, in Celebrity and news events > Paralympics - Tagged paralympics , spaz - Current Score: 10 - Added: 2 months, 20 days ago
| How do you kill a spastic? Give him a knife and say "whos the best?" mememememememe | |
Joke by arsenalover, in Illness and mortality > Spastics - Tagged spaz - Current Score: 2 - Added: 8 months, 18 days ago
| Why shouldn't you make fun of dyslexics? Cso ew not'd fckingu lkie ti! | |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Sex - Tagged dyslexia , fuckshit , spaz - Current Score: 1 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
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