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Two pregnant women sat knitting one turns to the other and says "I hope mine's a boy because I've bought blue wool".

The other woman replies "I hope mines a spastic because I've fucked up the arms".
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Joke by Hugh(_!_)Janus, in Illness and mortality > children - Tagged pregnant , female , disabled , spastic , spazz  - Current Score: 101 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago

What do you call a bunch of retards falling down a flight of stairs?

A freak accident.
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Joke by Guest, in Illness and mortality > Disability - Tagged retards , spazz  - Current Score: 25 - Added: 1 year ago

Have you guys heard about the new Disability Discrimination Act?
Neither have I but apparently the Thalidomides are up in arms about it!
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Joke by feudforthought, in Illness and mortality > Deformity - Tagged thalidomide , flid , dda , spackers , spazz  - Current Score: 12 - Added: 3 months ago

Paralympic wheelchair racing...they get a Gold medal and i get a 60 quid fine and 3 points.

Who's being discriminated against now!?
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Joke by robydoby, in Illness and mortality > Wheelchair - Tagged retard , wheelchair , spazz , fines  - Current Score: 4 - Added: 2 days ago

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