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| I lost my virginity to a retard last night... I always wanted my first to be special. |    |
Joke by M.S, in Illness and mortality > Down Syndrome - Tagged retard , retarded , sex , virginity , special - Current Score: 1061 - Added: 1 month, 23 days ago
| I had a parcel delivered and it was covered in drool and crayon. That's the last time I pay for a special delivery. | |
Joke by bawbag, in Illness and mortality > Down Syndrome - Tagged special , delivery , crayons - Current Score: 211 - Added: 1 month ago
| 'Political Correctness' has gone crazy in this country; I was at the zoo the other day, and you can't even say Mongoose anymore, it's 'special' goose. | |
Joke by Mach, in Illness and mortality > Spastics - Tagged mongoose , special , political correctness - Current Score: 182 - Added: 1 month, 7 days ago
| The wife told me to talk to her like she was special the other day. So I said "Gooo....Anddd...Makee...Meee...A...Cuuppp....Offff....Teaaaa" | |
Joke by doubletee, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged disabled , wife , special , talk , tea , slow - Current Score: 120 - Added: 3 months, 13 days ago
| After the success of the British Team at this years Olympic Games, we are hoping for the same from our Paralympic squad. Apparently we are expecting a Gold in the synchronised dribbling and the Window Licking team are rumoured to be a bit Special too. | |
Joke by baldlice, in Celebrity and news events > Paralympics - Tagged special , paralympics , gold , british is best - Current Score: 104 - Added: 1 month, 12 days ago
| There's a special on down at Asda... He's working on the checkout. | |
Joke by flip master3, in Illness and mortality > Spastics - Tagged special , asda , checkout - Current Score: 87 - Added: 8 months ago
| Went on holiday with my girlfriend the other week, we drove over the Downs. I just love to visit special schools. | |
Joke by Retard, in Illness and mortality > Down Syndrome - Tagged special , girlfriend , down syndrome - Current Score: 23 - Added: 3 months, 23 days ago
| I tried to get something special for my wife for her birthday this year. But the lady at the council said they don't sell mongs to the public. | |
Joke by ItchyAnus, in Illness and mortality > Down Syndrome - Tagged downs , mongs , mongies , mongoloids , spazzos , spastics , spackos , retards , sell , present , wife , special - Current Score: 20 - Added: 2 months, 23 days ago
| I don't understand why there aren't many comedians with Down syndrome: I just find those kind of people really funny. | |
Joke by ididyourmom, in Illness and mortality > Down Syndrome - Tagged down syndrome , comedian , funny , downs , special , disabled - Current Score: 18 - Added: 1 month, 12 days ago
| Could my local force be having its first person with Down's Syndrome in uniform? Apparently, he would be a Special Constable | |
Joke by nevergreen, in Jokes with no home > Police - Tagged police , downs , special - Current Score: 13 - Added: 2 months, 14 days ago
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