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| I lost my virginity to a retarded girl last night... I wanted my first time to be special. |    |
Joke by M.S, in Illness and mortality > Downs Syndrome - Tagged retard , retarded , sex , virginity , special - Current Score: 1177 - Added: 3 months, 18 days ago
| I had a parcel delivered and it was covered in drool and crayon. That's the last time I pay for a special delivery. | |
Joke by bawbag, in Illness and mortality > Downs Syndrome - Tagged special , delivery , crayons - Current Score: 245 - Added: 3 months ago
| 'Political Correctness' has gone crazy in this country; I was at the zoo the other day, and you can't even say Mongoose anymore, it's 'special' goose. | |
Joke by Mach, in Illness and mortality > Spastics - Tagged mongoose , special , political correctness - Current Score: 189 - Added: 3 months, 2 days ago
| The wife told me to talk to her like she was special the other day. So I said "Gooo....Anddd...Makee...Meee...A...Cuuppp....Offff....Teaaaa" | |
Joke by doubletee, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged disabled , wife , special , talk , tea , slow - Current Score: 126 - Added: 5 months, 8 days ago
| There's a special on down at Asda... He's working on the checkout. | |
Joke by flip master3, in Illness and mortality > Spastics - Tagged special , asda , checkout - Current Score: 111 - Added: 9 months, 25 days ago
| After the success of the British Team at this years Olympic Games, we are hoping for the same from our Paralympic squad. Apparently we are expecting a Gold in the synchronised dribbling and the Window Licking team are rumoured to be a bit Special too. | |
Joke by baldlice, in Celebrity and news events > Paralympics - Tagged special , paralympics , gold , british is best - Current Score: 107 - Added: 3 months, 7 days ago
| I'm not frightened of spiders. I'm not frightened of the dark. I'm not frightened of clowns. And I'm not frightened of the school bully. But, I am frightened when my dad lights a cigarette. It means he's finished with my sister and it's my turn as daddy's special little girl. | |
Joke by justincider, in Sex and shit > Child Abuse - Tagged paedophillia , frightened , dar , clowns , school , bully , sister , special , little girl , cigarette - Current Score: 56 - Added: 11 hours ago
| I tried to get something special for my wife for her birthday this year. But the lady at the council said they don't sell mongs to the public. | |
Joke by ItchyAnus, in Illness and mortality > Downs Syndrome - Tagged downs , mongs , mongies , mongoloids , spazzos , spastics , spackos , retards , sell , present , wife , special - Current Score: 28 - Added: 4 months, 18 days ago
| Went on holiday with my girlfriend the other week, we drove over the Downs. I just love to visit special schools. | |
Joke by Retard, in Illness and mortality > Downs Syndrome - Tagged special , girlfriend , down syndrome - Current Score: 23 - Added: 5 months, 18 days ago
| I don't understand why there aren't many comedians with Down syndrome: I just find those kind of people really funny. | |
Joke by ididyourmom, in Illness and mortality > Downs Syndrome - Tagged down syndrome , comedian , funny , downs , special , disabled - Current Score: 22 - Added: 3 months, 7 days ago
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