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| George Bush is visiting Algeria. As part of his programme, he delivers a speech to the Algerian people. "You know, I regret that I have to give this speech in English. I would very much prefer to talk to talk to you in your own language but, unfortunately, I was never any good at Algebra..." |    |
Joke by hi, in Celebrity and news events > George Bush - Tagged george bush , visit , speech - Current Score: 111 - Added: 5 months, 15 days ago
| Just saw this joke "Political Correctness: What the fuck happened to freedom of speech?" I'm afraid it's freedom of expression now, as the archaic usage is found to be deemed offensive to people of a speech prohibited nature. | |
Joke by Muzza2k, in Jokes with no home > Political Correctness - Tagged speech , freedom , pc - Current Score: 97 - Added: 1 week ago
| Bit of a warning for the weekend..... THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Innovative 2. Preliminary 3. Proliferation 4. Cinnamon THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULTTO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Specificity 2. Anti-constitutionalistically 3. Passive-aggressive disorder 4. Transubstantiate THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. No thanks, I'm married. 2. Nope, no more booze for me! 3. Sorry, but you're not really my type. 4. Doner Kebab? No thanks, I'm not hungry. 5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight? 6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke. 7. I'm not interested in fighting you. 8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool! 9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this car park or on the side of the road. 10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning. 11. Thank you Mr. Taxi Driver, that was a very reasonable price. | |
Joke by ht, in Jokes with no home > Advice - Tagged advice , booze , weekend , speech - Current Score: 80 - Added: 7 months, 2 days ago
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