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| Year 2 class in Bradford comes in from playtime. Teacher asks Sarah: "What did you do at playtime?" Sarah says, "I played in the sand box." The teacher says, "That's good. Go to the blackboard, and if you can write 'sand' correctly, I'll give you a chocolate Hobnob." She does and gets a chocolate Hobnob. The teacher asks Michael what he did at playtime. Michael says, "I played with Sarah in the sand box." The teacher says, "Good. If you write 'box' correctly on the blackboard, I'll give you a chocolate Hobnob." Michael does, and gets a chocolate Hobnob. Teacher then asks Mustaffa Abdul Machmoud what he did at playtime. He says, "I tried to play with Sarah and Michael, but they threw rocks at me." The teacher says, "Threw rocks at you? That sounds like blatant racial discrimination. If you can go to the blackboard and write 'blatant racial discrimination' I'll give you a chocolate Hobnob." |    |
Joke by MightyBoosh, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged teacher , spelling , discrimination - Current Score: 850 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| Kids today! My lad said earlier "Can we go to McDonald's?" I said "You can if you can spell it." He replied "Fuck it, can we go to KFC instead?" | |
Joke by ben dover, in Jokes with no home > Kids - Tagged kfc , kids , mcdonalds , food , children , spelling , education - Current Score: 186 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| Am I the only one to notice that Therapist is split into The rapist [SNL Celebrity Jeopardy] | |
Joke by guest1, in Jokes with no home > One Liners - Tagged therapist , spelling , weird - Current Score: 107 - Added: 8 months, 6 days ago
| I love the way Americans talk about their "forefathers." I bet that is just because they don't know how to spell "ancestors" | |
Joke by anthony4, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged spelling , american , america , usa - Current Score: 75 - Added: 4 months, 28 days ago
| First, I got angina pectoris and then arteriosclerosis. Just as I was recovering from these, I got tuberculosis, double pneumonia and phthisis. Then they gave me hypodermics. Appendicitis was followed by tonsillectomy. These gave way to aphasia and hypertrophic cirrhosis. I completely lost my memory for a while. I know I had diabetes and acute ingestion, besides gastritis, rheumatism, lumbago and neuritis. I don't know how I pulled through it.. It was the fucking hardest spelling test I've ever had. | |
Joke by cooperman, in Jokes with no home > Wordplay - Tagged spelling - Current Score: 61 - Added: 9 months, 19 days ago
| A survey of schools found one in seven children aged 5 struggles to write their own name. But I bet they still manage to write CUNT on the toilet wall. | |
Joke by itchyanus, in Jokes with no home > School - Tagged school , spelling , cunt - Current Score: 29 - Added: 2 months, 13 days ago
| What's the definition of irony? This software telling me that I should put 'criticize' when writing jokes about stupid Americans. | |
Joke by CJJ, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged irony , software , criticize , criticise , american , stupid , spelling - Current Score: 10 - Added: 2 months, 20 days ago
| Americans, you say tom-ay-toe, English we say, shut the fuck up you stupid american bastards its our launguage we invented it, speak it properly | |
Joke by chapman, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged americans , stupid , spelling , grammer - Current Score: 7 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| Got stopped by a bloke the other day who asked me if a knew if there was a B&Q in Wallsall, I said don't ask me mate a can't fucking spell. | |
Joke by Guest, in Illness and mortality > A Man Was...... - Tagged spelling - Current Score: 6 - Added: 10 months, 15 days ago
| I've been having a really bad spell recently. Mainly due to the fact that I suffer from Dyslexia. | |
Joke by geebee, in Illness and mortality > Dyslexia - Tagged bad spell , spelling , doctor - Current Score: 4 - Added: 3 days ago
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