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| The Erectus Trouserius (also known as the trouser snake) is the worlds most dangerous snake. colour varies,from pink to black. It is fangless,average length is 5 to 9 inches depending on subspecies. Usually appears in bedrooms but found in unusual places at times. Attacks women in lower part of the abdominal area. Its highly venomous spit can cause prolonged swelling lasting 9 months. It has also been known to attack men from behind |    |
Joke by bobbydgg, in Jokes with no home > snake - Tagged snake , dangerous , spit , swelling - Current Score: 173 - Added: 9 months, 28 days ago
| "I'm going to the doctor," says Mary. "Why, what's wrong?" asks her best friend Sara. "I want to ask him how many calories there really are in sperm." Sara says, "why worry? If you're swallowing that much, no man is going to care if you`re a bit chubby" | |
Joke by zip, in Sex and shit > Ejaculation - Tagged sperm , fat , swallow , spit , doctor - Current Score: 52 - Added: 1 year ago
| Sure Jesus loves you, but does he swallow? | |
Joke by Dom_91, in Religion and racism > Christianity - Tagged jesus , oral sex , spit , swallow - Current Score: 48 - Added: 9 months, 28 days ago
| What do Princess Diana & John Terry have in common? They both hit the post | |
Joke by J111STRX8, in Celebrity and news events > Chelsea - Tagged chelski , john "cry baby" terry , cheat , spit , diana - Current Score: 40 - Added: 6 months, 10 days ago
| When is the only time you can spit in a Persian womans face? When her mustache is on fire! | |
Joke by McLOVIN, in Religion and racism > Persian - Tagged spit , fire - Current Score: 34 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| What's the difference between a 6 year old Girl and a Washing Machine? A Washing Machine won't spit your load out... | |
Joke by Darklord, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged washing , machine , girl , load , oral , sex , spit - Current Score: 30 - Added: 3 months, 30 days ago
| Do you know why there are no Gerry and Kate McCann stamps? Because people wouldn't know which side they should spit at. | |
Joke by Lemon, in Celebrity and news events > A Levels - Tagged madeleine mccann , stamps , spit - Current Score: 8 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| I said to this Paki, "stop spitting, you filthy little bastard," but he carried on spitting. In the end, it got so bad I had to take him off the Barbeque. | |
Joke by danshand, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged paki , bbq , barbeque , spit - Current Score: 0 - Added: 4 months, 14 days ago
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