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| I've just test driven that Skoda that is made out of cake, the one from the television advert, and it drives just like any normal car, the only problems are that the brakes are a bit spongy, the jam is always on the radio and the fucking windows keep icing up. Same as a regular skoda... |    |
Joke by pornstar, in Jokes with no home > Skoda - Tagged skoda , radio , car , icing , jam , sponge , advert - Current Score: 95 - Added: 6 months, 23 days ago
| One day little Johnny needed to use the bathroom really bad, so he rushed on in. At the same time his mom was getting out of the shower, and he looked down to see her hairy bush. Little Johnny pointed and asked "What is that?" The mom thought for a second and replied "That's my ummmmm, black sponge." Johnny was satisfied with this answer, used the bathroom, and left. The next day the mother was washing the dishes when little Johnny came running up to her, "Mommy mommy can I see your black sponge again?" Thrown off by this the mother replied "Ummmm no, I lost it just a little while ago." Little Johnny was again satisfied with this answer and went out to play. About an hour later little Johnny came running back into the house screaming, "Mommy mommy, I found your black sponge!" The mother was shocked and replied, " Really... where?" Little Johnny pointed outside and said, "Mrs. Johnson the next door neighbor lady is cleaning Daddy's face with it!" | |
Joke by X-DEATH, in Sex and shit > Pubes - Tagged johnny , sponge , shower - Current Score: 44 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| I've just got a new sponge front door. I thought it was odd at first but, I tell you what, you can't fucking knock it. | |
Joke by MICK THE MAG, in Jokes with no home > Shops - Tagged door , knock , sponge - Current Score: 13 - Added: 1 month, 12 days ago
| Boy in the bath with his mum. Boy says "What's that hairy thing mum?" Mum Replies "That's my sponge" "Oh Yes" says the boy, "The babysitter's got one, I've seen her washing dad's face with it." | |
Joke by schlong, in Sex and shit > Cunt - Tagged sponge , babysitter , cunt , fanny , pussy - Current Score: 6 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| I'm fucking raging! Can't believe it! Some arsehole has smashed into my car with one of those new Skodas. There's fucking marzipan and sponge everywhere! | |
Joke by karlknight967, in Jokes with no home > Cars - Tagged adverts , skoda , sponge - Current Score: -2 - Added: 5 months, 25 days ago
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