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| What's brown and runny? Kelly Holmes |    |
Joke by Brad, in Religion and racism > Blacks - Tagged linford christie , sport , nignogs - Current Score: 142 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| Ferrari's Formula 1 team manager decided to employ some Liverpudlian teenagers as their pit crew. This was because of their renowned skill at removing car wheels quickly. At the first practice session, not only did they change all 4 wheels in 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed, re-badged & sold the fucker to the McLaren team for 8 cases of Stella, a bag of weed & some pictures of David Coulthard's bird getting shagged up the arse. | |
Joke by chelsea_steve, in Religion and racism > Scousers - Tagged scousers , formula 1 , sport , liverpool , ferrari , mclaren , car , car thieves - Current Score: 133 - Added: 1 year ago
| Football: Americans no good at it,invented their own version that no other country plays thus they cant be beaten at it! Baseball: American teams always win the World Series......I wonder why? The World Series was named after a now deffunct US newspaper called 'The World' who originaly sponsored the event hence 'The World Series'. I doubt that many yanks would know this. | |
Joke by mickle, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged sport , football , baseball , yanks - Current Score: 10 - Added: 1 month ago
| A man walked up to the ticket office and asked to buy a ticket for the match that afternoon. "Sorry,there isn't a match today," came the reply. "But there must be," he argued,"there's always a match on saturday afternoon." "Well there isn't today,"replied the official impatiently. "Well i don't believe you," persisted the man , "you're having me on." "Now look here,you moron,read my lips. There is no M-A-T-F-C-H this afternoon,okay?" "But there isn't an F in match," retorted the fan angrily. "Thats what i've been trying to fucking tell you!" yelled the official. | |
Joke by cooperman, in Jokes with no home > Football - Tagged football , sport , game - Current Score: 10 - Added: 7 months ago
| What's brown, runny and suspicious? Dwayne Chambers. | |
Joke by doctormike, in Religion and racism > Blacks - Tagged blacks , sport , dickheads - Current Score: 8 - Added: 1 month ago
| Apparently, the Olympics are showing just as many women's sports as men's. It's funny, I didn't know cooking and cleaning were actual sports. | |
Joke by AS, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged wife , olympics , sport - Current Score: 7 - Added: 6 days ago
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