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How do you get rid of the red spot on a paki's head?

Switch off the laser-sight on your gun.
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Joke by spazzy, in Religion and racism > Asian - Tagged paki , gun , spot  - Current Score: 41 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago

What does the dot on an Indian chick's forehead mean?

After she is married, on their wedding night, her husband gets to scratch off that dot to see if he wins a gas station or a 7-11.
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Joke by ht, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged paki , spot  - Current Score: 24 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago

I got stopped by a copper while I was driving along the M25. I stopped and opened the window.

He said, "this is a spot check."

I replied, "I've got two blackheads and a boil on my arse."
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Joke by ChrisGreen, in Jokes with no home > Arseholes - Tagged arse , m25 , spot  - Current Score: 19 - Added: 4 months, 26 days ago

I spilled spot remover on my dog..... Now he's dead.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by guitarstar, in Illness and mortality > A Man Was...... - Tagged spot , dog , remover , dead , steven wright  - Current Score: 15 - Added: 3 months, 11 days ago

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