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| What's long, hard and hurts gypsies? My Shovel... |    |
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Gypsy - Tagged gypsy , shovel , long , hard , acne , spots - Current Score: 86 - Added: 8 months, 21 days ago
| I used to know a black girl who suffered from really bad eczema - she was always worrying about all the spots and it really lowered her self-esteem. The worst thing was that no matter what she did it wouldn't go. I remember she asked me one day, "Is my skin really that bad?". I said, "Well to be honest, yeah; but there's nothing you can do about it. You'll always be black." | |
Joke by CJJ, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged black , spots , eczema , bad skin , doesnt stop her being a nigger though - Current Score: 27 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| You seem to have a good imagination. Try this: Pretend there are two dice on your computer keyboard. Got the picture? Good. Now, pick up one of them and imagine you see the spots. What number is it? Did the number remind you of your first sexual experience? No, probably not. Now put down that die and pick up the other one and look at the spots. How many do you see? What's the number? Did THAT make you think of your first sexual experience? I suppose it didn't. Now pick up both the dice and shake them in your hand. Are you shaking them? Good. I bet THAT reminds you of your first sexual experience! | |
Joke by welsh twat, in Jokes with no home > Dice - Tagged dice , spots , hand , wanker , sexual , experience - Current Score: 11 - Added: 3 months, 17 days ago
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