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| This bloke in the pub last night was boasting that when he orgasms, he ejaculates up to a pint of semen at a time. I found that a bit hard to swallow. |    |
Joke by bleary, in Sex and shit > Cum - Tagged semen , spunk , cum , litre , swallow , house of bleary - Current Score: 152 - Added: 1 month ago
| Tonto and The Lone Ranger are walking through the desert. The Lone Ranger asks Tonto how much he knows about the desert and the nature surrounding them. Tonto suddenly drops the floor and puts his ear to the desert floor. Tonto then shouts, "BUFFALO COME." The Lone Ranger is amazed. He says, "are you so knowledgeable in this world that you can hear the animals miles away and understand their acoustics via their vibrations through the ground?" Tonto looks up and says, "NO! EAR STUCK TO FLOOR!" | |
Joke by chelsea_steve, in Celebrity and news events > Lone Ranger - Tagged lone ranger , tonto , spunk - Current Score: 70 - Added: 1 year ago
| Two prostitutes are in a lift. One says to the other, "I can smell spunk!" The other replies, "yeah, it's me, I've just burped!" | |
Joke by ht, in Sex and shit > Prostitution - Tagged prostitute , spunk , burp - Current Score: 45 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| What's brown and sticky? An Indian girl in a bukkake movie. | |
Joke by bleary, in Sex and shit > Bukkake - Tagged indian , bukkake , spunk , come , sticky , house of bleary - Current Score: 33 - Added: 1 month ago
| What's brown with spunk in it? Jade Goody's next curry. . | |
Joke by lovelace, in Celebrity and news events > Jade Goody - Tagged goody , racist , pakis , curry , spunk , sperm , big brother , o , bigbrother - Current Score: 27 - Added: 3 months ago
| A woman is crawling across the floor on all fours with sperm dribbling out of both sides of her mouth. What does this tell you? The floor's level! | |
Joke by Lovelace, in Sex and shit > Sperm - Tagged spunk , cum , semen , sex , woman , dribbles - Current Score: 27 - Added: 9 months ago
| It's obvious God is a man: if he had been a woman then cum would taste like chocolate. | |
Joke by kirbvinc, in Religion and racism > God - Tagged god , man , woman , spunk , cum , chocolate - Current Score: 18 - Added: 3 months ago
| Snow White was in bed and started to feel sleepy, but sleepy suffered from premature ejaculation and spunked all over her tits | |
| What's a man's idea of a romantic evening out? A candlelit football stadium. | |
Joke by cooperman, in Jokes with no home > Blokes - Tagged spunk , chocolate , wife - Current Score: 8 - Added: 7 months ago
| What's the difference between Sperm and an Estate Agent ? At least a sperm has a one in a million chance of becoming a Human Being. | |
Joke by spangletoss, in Sex and shit > Sperm - Tagged spunk - Current Score: 4 - Added: 5 months ago
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