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| David Blaine is apparently gutted at the minute. He has discovered his 44 day record of doing fuck all in a box has been smashed by Darren Bent. |    |
Joke by niggers out, in Celebrity and news events > Michael Owen - Tagged football , blaine , box , record , spurs , bent - Current Score: 527 - Added: 8 months, 26 days ago
| My mate has just called to ask if I want any tickets to watch a couple of comedy acts on 21st December. I asked, “Who's appearing?” He said, “Newcastle and Spurs.” | |
Joke by staffer, in Celebrity and news events > Football - Tagged newcastle , spurs , comedy , acts - Current Score: 181 - Added: 1 month, 23 days ago
| Due to an irregular betting pattern, William Hill has suspended betting on all this week's football.......it seems someone placed a £10 bet on Tottenham to win. | |
Joke by geemack, in Celebrity and news events > Tottenham Hotspur - Tagged betting , william hill , spurs - Current Score: 153 - Added: 1 month, 12 days ago
| What's the difference between Tottenham Hotspur and a cocktail stick? A cocktail stick has 2 points. | |
Joke by Sticky, in Jokes with no home > Spurs - Tagged spurs - Current Score: 147 - Added: 2 months, 16 days ago
| It's panto season again at White Hart Lane. I have to keep shouting at the Tottenham defence, "they're behind you!" | |
Joke by baldlice, in Celebrity and news events > Tottenham Hotspur - Tagged panto , spurs , football - Current Score: 134 - Added: 1 month, 28 days ago
| What a weird career move by Harry Redknapp! You'd think after all those years at Portsmouth he'd be able to spot a sinking ship! | |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Celebrity and news events > Spurs - Tagged spurs , harry redknapp , portsmouth - Current Score: 121 - Added: 1 month, 7 days ago
| I got in the lift in a London department store, and Juande Ramos walked in behind me. "Going down?" I asked. | |
Joke by Boogaloo, in Celebrity and news events > Tottenham Hotspur - Tagged spurs , lift , london , harry redknapp , juande ramos - Current Score: 79 - Added: 1 month, 8 days ago
| Tottenham Hotspur have decided to officially adopt the Star of David as their club symbol, not because of it's links to Judaism, but it's the only way they'll get six points this year | |
Joke by Sticky, in Celebrity and news events > Tottenham Hotspur - Tagged spurs , tottenham , star of david - Current Score: 67 - Added: 2 months, 7 days ago
| What do you get if you cross Count Dracula with Cinderella? Spurs goalkeeper, Huerelho Gomes. Scared of crosses and never gets to the ball! | |
Joke by Boogaloo, in Celebrity and news events > Tottenham Hotspur - Tagged spurs , goalkeeper , football - Current Score: 49 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| My old man's a Spurs fan. He is that disappointed with their recent bad form, yesterday he nailed his season ticket to a tree in the park. He had second thoughts today and went back to collect it. Someone had nicked the nail. | |
Joke by dixie normous, in Jokes with no home > Football - Tagged football , spurs , season ticket , park , nail , no points , bottom of the premiership - Current Score: 43 - Added: 2 months, 2 days ago
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