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| Three South Africans, a black and two whites, are in jail, discussing what they're in for. The first white South African is asked what he's in for, to which he replied "Robbery, and I got two years. The judge said it was lucky it wasn't armed robbery, or I'd have got five years." The second white South African is asked next, to which he replied "Sexual assault, and I got 7 years. The judge said it was lucky it wasn't rape, or I'd have got ten years." The black South African is finally asked, to which he replied "Riding my bike without a light, and I got life. The judge said it was lucky it wasn't dark, or I'd be facing a firing squad!" |    |
Joke by immortalshadow666, in Religion and racism > South African - Tagged south , african , life , jail , robbery , rape , riding , bike , firing , squad , black , white - Current Score: 46 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| Tottenham FC are to start wearing their squad numbers on the front of their shirts. This is to make the supporters think that the team are actually attacking. | |
Joke by justincider, in Jokes with no home > Football - Tagged tottenham , squad , supporters , attacking - Current Score: 9 - Added: 1 month, 30 days ago
| I was really pleased to see in the news today that the government are looking at plans to create specialist rape squads. My heart sank when I read it was for preventative measures... | |
Joke by BushTurkey, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged rape , squad - Current Score: 1 - Added: 4 months, 24 days ago
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