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| A guy walked into his doctor's surgery to book an appointment with his regular GP. "Would you like to tell me your problem?" the receptionist quietly asked. "You see, I need the information for the doctor." "It's quite embarassing, actually," the guy blushed. "I have a large and almost constant erection." "Well, the doctor is busy today, but I'm sure I can squeeze you in," she replied. |    |
Joke by bicycle day, in Illness and mortality > Doctor - Tagged doctor , erection , squeeze - Current Score: 106 - Added: 2 months, 25 days ago
| A man was shopping in the men's department at Harrods when he noticed an absolutely beautiful woman behind the sales counter. He went up to her and said, "Good morning, madam." She smiled pleasantly and asked "And what would you like?" The man said, "I'd like to wrap my arms around you and squeeze you tight. Then run my hand up and down your bottom and squeeze that. Then run my hands along your inner thighs, up underneath your dress. When I get to your sweet pussy, I'd like to rub that while simultaneously unbuttoning your blouse with my teeth and then suck on your beautiful breasts and bite your nipples lightly...What I ''need'' is a new tie!" | |
Joke by welsh twat, in Sex and shit > Men - Tagged sales , woman , pussy , breasts , suck , squeeze - Current Score: 51 - Added: 3 months, 5 days ago
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