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| Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard. |    |
Joke by pt, in Celebrity and news events > Knife Crime - Tagged knife , stabbed , crime , london - Current Score: 172 - Added: 5 months, 11 days ago
| This woman came up to me on the street and pointed at my leather jacket. "A cow was murdered so you could wear that" she said. I've no idea how she knew, so I stabbed her, one less witness and one less cow. | |
Joke by mallatar, in Jokes with no home > Vegetarian - Tagged no witnesses , cow , vegetarian , leather , stabbed - Current Score: 140 - Added: 5 days ago
| I'm a mad Liverpool supporter and believe in the message "You will never walk alone" I believe in this because if you walk alone in Liverpool you will get stabbed and robbed. | |
Joke by not_very_funny, in Celebrity and news events > Liverpool - Tagged liverpool , stabbed , robbed - Current Score: 28 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| That woman who stabbed her innocent,angelic,young and defenceless babies to death in Manchester is a disgrace to society. She should have at least givin them a chance in life to grow up and become nigger gangsters and gettin stabbed to death. We wouldn't have given a fuck then!!!! | |
Joke by purespasticated, in Celebrity and news events > Man City - Tagged nigger black , cunts , stabbed , murdered - Current Score: -1 - Added: 2 weeks ago
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