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| How many French students does it take to change a light bulb? About two - don't ask me why, it was just a stab in the dark. |    |
Joke by jokeywokey, in Religion and racism > French - Tagged french , stabbing , students , dark , light bulb - Current Score: 160 - Added: 4 months, 27 days ago
| I don't bother with fancy chatup lines - I just say, "You're gonna get stabbed; do you want the metal or the meat?" | |
Joke by storyteller, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged rape , chatup lines , stabbing , youre going to bleed either way , easy sex - Current Score: 159 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| Following the horrific murders of two French students in a South London flat, it transpires the first police officer on the scene had to rush to open the window to be sick. PC Hargreaves later said, "the stench of garlic was overwhelming and I doubt they'd had a bath since they arrived here". | |
Joke by ItchyAnus, in Celebrity and news events > Student murders - Tagged garlic , french , stabbing , students , smell - Current Score: 155 - Added: 4 months, 29 days ago
| They say that chicks dig scars, but try telling that to the last eight women I've stabbed. | |
Joke by DumbShit, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged stabbing , scars - Current Score: 103 - Added: 4 months ago
| Apparently the government want to take kids who carry knives into hospital to show them victims of knife crime. Brilliant idea, teach them where to stab people to make sure they die. | |
Joke by mrluxuryyacht, in Celebrity and news events > Knife Crime - Tagged knives , hospital , youngters , stabbing - Current Score: 43 - Added: 4 months, 19 days ago
| The two French guys stabbed, terrible. Could've been worse though...luckily the other ten there ran off at the first sign of trouble. | |
Joke by Spuggy, in Celebrity and news events > French stabbing - Tagged french stabbing , stabbing - Current Score: 37 - Added: 4 months, 28 days ago
| In response to the outbreak of knife carrying teenagers Gordon Brown says that he wants to give them a 'short, sharp, shock' and send them to hospitals... ...it sounds to me like he's going to stab them. | |
Joke by jazzae, in Celebrity and news events > Gordon Brown - Tagged knife , stabbing - Current Score: 35 - Added: 4 months, 20 days ago
| My wife told me today that she thought I didn't love her anymore To be fair to her though, I was stabbing her repeatedly at the time. | |
Joke by geemack, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged wife , stabbing - Current Score: 28 - Added: 1 week ago
| Police were very quick to determine that the two French students found dead in south-east London were in fact murdered and not killed just by the blaze. Everyone knows the French can get out of any situation when someone shouts "FIRE!" | |
Joke by BushTurkey, in Religion and racism > French - Tagged french , students , stabbing , fire - Current Score: 26 - Added: 4 months, 30 days ago
| "Did you hear about that actress who got stabbed today? Reese something..." "Witherspoon?" "No, it was with a knife" | |
Joke by OrribleC, in Celebrity and news events > Reese Witherspoon - Tagged reese witherspoon , stabbing - Current Score: 24 - Added: 7 months, 20 days ago
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