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| They said on the news that knife crime is starting to affect people's every day habits, and they're absolutely right. Take me, for instance. I'm finding it much harder to abduct children. |    |
Joke by Roll Fizzlebeef, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged knife crime , stabbings , kinfe , london , gangsters innit blud - Current Score: 23 - Added: 3 months, 25 days ago
| Teenagers who carry knives are to be taken to hospitals to try and shock them with the horrific injuries the victims have and to give them a chance to finish off the job. | |
Joke by The Wolf, in Celebrity and news events > Knife Crime - Tagged knife crime , london , stabbings - Current Score: 13 - Added: 4 months, 20 days ago
| Police sources say they are not seeking a black man in connection with the horrific murders of two French students by over 200 stab wounds; as they would have been raped too. | |
Joke by wodensson, in Celebrity and news events > French Stabbing - Tagged black , rape , stabbings , french , killed , dead - Current Score: 10 - Added: 4 months, 29 days ago
| You know what I reckon would bring an end to knife crime in London overnight? Guns. | |
Joke by bleary, in Celebrity and news events > Knife Crime - Tagged knife , stabbings , pirates - Current Score: 4 - Added: 4 months, 20 days ago
| Two Students stabbed 200 times each. Possibly one for each time they annoyingly and improperly used the word "Random". | |
Joke by grump, in Celebrity and news events > French Stabbing - Tagged french , stabbings , students , random - Current Score: 4 - Added: 4 months, 28 days ago
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