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| A man ended up in a hospital today, covered in wood and hay, with a toy horse lodged in his arse. The doctors have described his condition as stable. |    |
Joke by 619no1, in Jokes with no home > Not Sure - Tagged man , hospital , animals , stable - Current Score: 104 - Added: 1 year ago
| They say if a paki is born in Britain it makes him British. Like fuck does it! If a dog is born in a stable it doesn't make it a fucking horse does it? | |
Joke by Beavis, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged paki , british , britain , dog , stable , horse , born - Current Score: 26 - Added: 5 months, 20 days ago
| Had an argument with Youssuf at work today. I called him a "stupid fucking Paki". He said; "What do you mean, Paki? I was born here in England. I'm English". I said; "Jesus was born in a stable, that doesn't make him a horse!" | |
Joke by Boogaloo, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged paki , english , england , jesus , stable , horse , bernard manning - Current Score: 22 - Added: 2 months, 14 days ago
| Amy Winehouse has been taken into hospital today and is reported to be in a stable condition. I always thought she looked like a horse. | |
Joke by haynes, in Celebrity and news events > 10 Items Or Less - Tagged horse , amy winehouse , stable - Current Score: 21 - Added: 1 month, 9 days ago
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