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| Why are chavs like slinkies? They have no real use but it's great watching one fall down a flight of stairs. |    |
Joke by Ciabi, in Religion and racism > Chavs - Tagged chav , chavs , slinky , slinkies , stairs , fall , falls , falling - Current Score: 689 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| A man calls up the stairs to his wife, "Darling, has the postman come yet?" She replies,"No, but he's panting and sweating a lot." | |
Joke by milo123, in Sex and shit > Adultery - Tagged postman , husband , wife , sex , stairs - Current Score: 39 - Added: 6 months, 3 days ago
| My gran is very careful now when she goes into a high building. She always takes the stairs or the lift, because one time, she took the escalator, tripped and fell down the stairs for an hour and a half | |
Joke by staffer, in Illness and mortality > Old people - Tagged escalator , tripped , fell , stairs - Current Score: 14 - Added: 4 months, 18 days ago
| On day a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde were on their way to heaven. God told them the stairs to heaven were 1,000 steps and on every step he was going to tell them a joke. If they laughed they would not be able to get to heaven. So the redhead made it to the 45th step and laughed. The brunette made it to the 200th step and laughed. But the blonde made it to the 999th step and laughed even before god told his joke. God asked "Why did you laugh I haven't even told the joke yet" The blonde said "I know I just now got the first one!!!" | |
Joke by PALROSS, in Celebrity and news events > viagra - Tagged 3 girls , stairs , jokes - Current Score: 13 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| In a recent interview, Stephen Hawking has revealed that his greatest obstacle in life is "stairs". | |
Joke by jokeywokey, in Celebrity and news events > Stephen Hawking - Tagged stephen hawking , stairs - Current Score: 13 - Added: 2 days ago
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