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| I was seeing this girl for about six weeks, until someone took my binoculars... |    |
Joke by rmmkkenny, in Sex and shit > Random - Tagged girlfriend , binoculars , stalking - Current Score: 157 - Added: 3 months ago
| Astrologers believe that staring at the stars and following their movements will allow you to predict the future. All I can say is that it's bollocks; all it got me was a restraining order. | |
Joke by offended?, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged stalking - Current Score: 118 - Added: 5 months ago
| I got lucky with this really hot girl last night. I've been after her for a while. Caught the dumb bitch when she took a shortcut through the park. | |
Joke by bawbag, in Sex and shit > Stalking - Tagged stalking , bitch - Current Score: 107 - Added: 2 months, 30 days ago
| I think it's disgusting that in this day and age men should stalk young women in bars and clubs and then drug them with things like rohypnol just to have sex with them. What's wrong with chloroform? It was good enough in my day. | |
Joke by Dr. Evil, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged rohypnol , chloroform , stalking - Current Score: 67 - Added: 11 months ago
| I've been with my girlfriend for eight months now... although the first two months she didn't know it. | |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Jokes with no home > Girlfriend - Tagged girlfriend , stalker , stalking - Current Score: 20 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| Education is a wonderful thing. Every time I finish a good book I stop and thank my teacher. That is, until the bitch went ex-directory. | |
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