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| The post office have just released a new stamp in the shape of a clitoris...it's not selling too well as only 3% of the population know how to lick it properly |    |
Joke by Guest, in Jokes with no home > One Liners - Tagged stamp , clit - Current Score: 98 - Added: 9 months, 2 days ago
| A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them. His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says. "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'" "But why?" asks the man. "I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies. | |
Joke by mickle, in Sex and shit > Divorce - Tagged love , lawyer , post office , stamp , valentine , card - Current Score: 50 - Added: 6 months, 30 days ago
| The Post Office has issued a new stamp with a paki on it for Ethnic Awareness Week. It has caused a lot of confusion as people are unsure which side to spit on!! | |
Joke by Token Tryhard, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged pakis , paki , stamp , post office - Current Score: 4 - Added: 6 months, 25 days ago
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