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When I look at the moon, I see you,
When I look at the stars, I see you,
When I look at the sea, I see you,
Move out my fucking way you fat bitch!		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Gash TL, in Illness and mortality > Obesity - Tagged fat missus , moon , stars , sea  - Current Score: 56 - Added: 2 months, 13 days ago

What have Stamford Bridge and space got in common?

Loads of stars and no atmosphere.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Guest, in Jokes with no home > Sports - Tagged stars , atmosphere , bridge , space , chelsea , football  - Current Score: 38 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago

Last night I lay in my bed and looked up at the stars and I thought to myself, "where the fuck is the ceiling?"I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by jokeywokey, in Jokes with no home > Random - Tagged stars , ceiling  - Current Score: 33 - Added: 6 months, 7 days ago

I live my life by the stars.

So I adopted a child from Africa, called him a stupid name, had a breakdown, then joined the Church of Scientology.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by max the storyteller, in Celebrity and news events > Celebrity - Tagged celebrity , stars , cunts  - Current Score: 31 - Added: 2 months, 7 days ago

Shit! My kids have gone blind!

Probably wasn't a good idea to take them stargazing during the day.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Aspen, in Jokes with no home > Kids - Tagged kids , stars , stargazing , the sun  - Current Score: 4 - Added: 2 weeks ago

So I woke up in the middle of the night and looked at the stars, and I thought, "Where the hell's my roof!?"I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by lanttans, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged stars , roof  - Current Score: 3 - Added: 1 year ago

I was sitting at the bottom of our back yard last night, and whilst gazing heavenwards, I watched the moon as it crossed the sky - like an amber chariot.
I saw the stars scattered in space - like diamonds sprinkled on dark blue velvet.
I thought - how insignificant we are compared to the vastness of the universe.
I also thought...

...It's about time I got a fucking roof put on this outside toilet!		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by ShirtLifter, in Celebrity and news events > Les Dawson - Tagged stars , moon , back yard , les dawson  - Current Score: 3 - Added: 4 months, 9 days ago

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