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| I was in London the other day and this tramp came up to me and said, "Mister I haven't tasted food in a week" I said "Don't worry it still tastes the same". |    |
Joke by savagebutchery, in Jokes with no home > Tramps - Tagged starving , poverty , tramp , taste , poor , homeless , hungry hungry tramp fight - Current Score: 121 - Added: 7 months, 6 days ago
| All over the world, young children are starving to death. This African mother has barely any food for her eight children. For just £2 a month, you can make the difference. You can help families like these. or.... BEER: Now there's two quid well spent. | |
Joke by AngryInfidel, in Religion and racism > Africans - Tagged african , starving , poverty , oxfam , beer - Current Score: 93 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| I've been told that, for twenty quid, I could sponsor a starving African kid. What I'd like to know, before I part with the money, is how I can be sure he actually finishes the marathon. | |
Joke by marley, in Jokes with no home > Sports - Tagged starving , marathon , lab rats - Current Score: 33 - Added: 4 months ago
| When we were kids, my mum used to say, "eat up all your dinner, son - just think of all those starving children in Africa." When you saw them on the telly, though, they were little fat bastards, so I reckon my mum was lying. | |
Joke by baldlice, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged africa , children , starving - Current Score: 12 - Added: 3 months, 8 days ago
| The cost of living is rising, with food being one of the worst. I have three daughters so I'm hoping none of them get Bulimia... but Anorexia, well... | |
Joke by whogivesashit, in Celebrity and news events > Headlines - Tagged eating disorders , spewing , starving , daughters , bulimic , anorexic , food , money money money - Current Score: 2 - Added: 2 months, 26 days ago
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