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| For decades two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park until, one day, an angel came down from heaven and approached the statues. "You've been such exemplary statues," the angel announced to them, "that I'm going to give you a special gift. I'm going to bring you both to life for thirty minutes, in which you can do anything you want." And with a clap of his hands, the angel brought the statues to life. The two approached each other a bit shyly, but soon dashed for the bushes, from which shortly could be heard a good deal of giggling, laughter, and shaking of branches. Fifteen minutes later, the two statues emerged from the bushes, wide grins on their faces. "You still have fifteen more minutes," said the angel, winking at them. Grinning widely, the female statue turned to the male statue and said, "Great! Only this time you hold the pigeon down and I'll crap on its head!" |    |
Joke by superhorse, in Jokes with no home > statues - Tagged statue , park , naked - Current Score: 35 - Added: 11 months ago
| A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry!" she said, "stand in the corner." She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with talcum powder. "Don't move until I tell you to," she whispered. "Just pretend you're a statue." "What's this, honey?" the husband inquired as he entered the room. "Oh, it's just a statue," she replied nonchalantly. "The Smiths bought one for their bedroom. I liked it so much, I got one for us too." No more was said about the statue, not even later that night when they went to sleep. Around two in the morning the husband got out of bed, went to the kitchen and returned a while later with a sandwich and a glass of milk. "Here," he said to the 'statue', "eat something. I stood like an idiot at the Smiths' for three days and nobody offered me as much as a glass of water." | |
Joke by NUFC, in Sex and shit > Sex - Tagged statue , sex - Current Score: 25 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
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