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| A white lie: "No dear, your bum doesn't look big in those jeans". A black lie: "I didn't steal no mother fuckin' car". |    |
Joke by nufcdude, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged black , car , steal , jeans , mother fucker , white - Current Score: 360 - Added: 1 month, 30 days ago
| WARNING!!! Please be aware that there may be an influx of blacks invading Sickipedia. Only yesterday I added an original joke and within 2 hours someone stole it! | |
Joke by roosta, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged sickipedia , nigger , steal - Current Score: 190 - Added: 4 months, 10 days ago
| Why are black people so strong? TVs are getting heavier. | |
Joke by caliban, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged blacks , racist , burglar , burglars , rob , robber , robber , steal , thieves , thief - Current Score: 164 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| Why should you never run over a chav on a bike? It's probably your bike. | |
Joke by Ciabi, in Religion and racism > Chavs - Tagged chavs , bike , chav , car , kill , stolen , steal - Current Score: 72 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| What do you call a chav in a tastefully decorated house? A burglar. | |
Joke by Ciabi, in Religion and racism > Jehovahs Witness - Tagged chavs , chav , house , burglar , thief , robber , steal , stealing - Current Score: 67 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| What do you get if you combine a Polish person with a Scouser? Someone who steals all the jobs. | |
Joke by lionarse, in Religion and racism > Africans - Tagged polish , liverpool , work , scouser , steal - Current Score: 61 - Added: 3 months, 18 days ago
| I saw Jonathon Ross in a department store last week. He was acting suspiciously, looking at the kitchen utensils so i walked up to him and said 'you'll probably get caught if you steal anything?' He replied 'well, thats the whisk im willing to take' | |
Joke by ratanatzanova, in Celebrity and news events > Jonathan Ross - Tagged jonathon ross , store , steal - Current Score: 26 - Added: 1 month, 9 days ago
| Had to laugh when I heard the swimming commentator say, "this gold medal will be taken by who ever wants it enough." In which case, I'm planning on breaking into the winner's house and stealing it. | |
Joke by rs79, in Celebrity and news events > Olympics - Tagged want , steal , gold medal - Current Score: 19 - Added: 3 months, 19 days ago
| What's a chav's favourite type of car? One without an alarm. | |
Joke by orangesweets, in Religion and racism > Chavs - Tagged chav , car , thief , steal , alarm - Current Score: 12 - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago
| And obama steals victory in the presidental battle! Typical fucking nigger | |
Joke by indierockandroll, in Religion and racism > Africans - Tagged black , racism , america , president , steal - Current Score: 12 - Added: 3 weeks ago
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