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Why are all the best basketball players black?

Because it involves stealing, shooting and running...
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Joke by Mrwolf, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged black , racism , stealing , shooting , running , basketball  - Current Score: 332 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago

A report out today says 60% of girls under 16 in Liverpool are Binge drinking on a regular basis.

I am shocked, who the fuck is looking after their kids?
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Joke by cooperman, in Religion and racism > ? - Tagged binge , stealing , new kids on the block  - Current Score: 138 - Added: 9 months ago

What do you call a chav in a tastefully decorated house?

A burglar.
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Joke by Ciabi, in Religion and racism > Jehovahs Witness - Tagged chavs , chav , house , burglar , robber , theif , steal , stealing  - Current Score: 65 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago

I woke up in a hospital after taking 5g of cocaine last night.

The dealer caught up with me and kicked my head in.
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Joke by The Wolf, in Jokes with no home > Drugs - Tagged stealing , drug , cocaine  - Current Score: 14 - Added: 3 months ago

The credit crunch is causing pensioners to be the hardest hit.

Well, give up your handbag then, Grandma.
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Joke by dooran1981, in Celebrity and news events > Credit Crunch - Tagged grandma , violence , credit crunch , granny , beating , stealing , mugging  - Current Score: -4 - Added: 2 weeks ago

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