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| Just seen a sign outside B&Q: "Stainless Steel Sinks". Bit obvious, I thought. |    |
Joke by redrobinson, in Jokes with no home > General - Tagged b&q , stainless , steel , sinks - Current Score: 71 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| i once knew this bloke before he died, and i don't think this bloke ever lied, cos he had a wife with a fanny so wide, that she was never fuckin' satisfied, so he made her a prick out of shining steel, two brass and a fucking great wheel, the brass balls he filled em' with cream, ant the whole fuckin issue was driven by steam, round and round went the fucking great wheel, in and out went the prick of steel, untill she cried "enough, i'm fuckin' satisfied", but now we come to the horrible bit, there was no way of stopping it, her arsehole to her fanny was split, and the whole fuckin' issue was covered in shit | |
Joke by pornstar, in Sex and shit > Limerick - Tagged bloke , wife , steel , prick , steam , shit , brass , cream , fanny - Current Score: 53 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
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