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What's brown and sticky?

My poster of Beyonce
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Joke by Nangleberry Keen, in Celebrity and news events > Beyonce - Tagged beyonce , poster , sticky , brown , stick , cum , wank  - Current Score: 188 - Added: 11 months ago

New studies show that women who drink tea are twice as likely to get pregnant.

Related studies have revealed that women who drink Long Island Ice Tea are twice as likely to wake up in the back seat of a Ford Capri with sticky hair.
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Joke by welsh twat, in Sex and shit > Pregnancy - Tagged tea , sticky , pregnant , women  - Current Score: 26 - Added: 2 months, 25 days ago

What's brown and sticky?

An Indian girl in a bukkake movie.
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Joke by bleary, in Sex and shit > Bukkake - Tagged indian , bukkake , spunk , come , sticky  - Current Score: 5 - Added: 4 months ago

It's nice to have ladies on Sickipedia and I'm assuming that Hannah121e is a lady.

And also I'm assuming that Sticky's already asked to see her tits.
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Joke by ReigatePen, in Jokes with no home > Sickipedia - Tagged sickpedia , hannah121e , sticky , tits  - Current Score: 2 - Added: 1 month ago

I hate using sticky keys.

I think next time I'll point in the other direction.
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Joke by OscarSouthdale, in Sex and shit > Cum - Tagged cum , sticky , keys , computer , wank  - Current Score: -4 - Added: 2 months ago

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