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| "I'll tell you," George said to Paul, "I've learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease." "Crueller than cancer?" Paul asked. "You bet," George replied. "It makes every single one of your joints stiff except the right one." |    |
Joke by mamma mia, in Illness and mortality > Arthritis - Tagged arthritis , cancer , dick , stiff , joints - Current Score: 142 - Added: 4 months, 16 days ago
| What's 18 inches long, stiff, and makes women scream at night? Cot death. | |
Joke by caliban, in Illness and mortality > Dead Babies - Tagged inch , inches , stiff , hard , scream , night , cry , baby , babies , women , woman , cot death , cot , dead , death - Current Score: 100 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously, we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO. | |
Joke by staffer, in Sex and shit > Viagra - Tagged mountain dew , viagra , drink , stiff - Current Score: 16 - Added: 2 months, 6 days ago
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