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| I was in London yesterday when I saw Sting. I said, "Hey, you're Sting! I've got all your records!" I'd love to see his face when he gets home and realises I've burgled him. |    |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Jokes with no home > Burglar - Tagged burgler , sting , theft , music - Current Score: 216 - Added: 3 months, 23 days ago
| I was round Liverpool the other day when some scousers started squaring up to us. "Pretend we're the police," my mate whispered to me. They kicked the shit out of me before I even got to the chorus! | |
Joke by albinobob123, in Jokes with no home > Police - Tagged police , sting , scousers , liverpool , scouse , fight - Current Score: 147 - Added: 2 months, 22 days ago
| So, Sting can delay his climax for seven hours. Big deal. I've been banging my missus for forty years and she's not had an orgasm yet. | |
Joke by Roll Fizzlebeef, in Sex and shit > Tantric Sex - Tagged tantric , sex , sting , climax , orgasm , viz - Current Score: 140 - Added: 2 months, 21 days ago
| A Yank goes into a Record shop in London. "Hi buddy boy,looking for a song about someone intelligent in America" So the bloke hands him "An Englishman in New York". | |
Joke by mickle, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged yank , record , shop , sting , engishman - Current Score: 83 - Added: 6 months, 13 days ago
| So Sting is able to shag his wife for five hours without going off. I know how he feels. My wife is no oil painting either. | |
Joke by graham, in Sex and shit > Sex - Tagged sting , viz - Current Score: 66 - Added: 5 months, 21 days ago
| Do you think that when Sting dies, everyone will call him Stung? | |
Joke by bleary, in Religion and racism > Geordies - Tagged sting , the police , prick , kevin mcaleer - Current Score: 42 - Added: 5 months, 2 days ago
| If I rape Sting's daughter, do you think she'll tell the police? | |
Joke by JE, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged rape , sting , police - Current Score: 16 - Added: 2 months, 27 days ago
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