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| What do Fat people do in the summertime? Stink. |    |
Joke by sickfuck, in Jokes with no home > Fat People - Tagged fat , stink - Current Score: 95 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| A guy who's personal hygiene left a lot to be desired (he fucking stank) was standing next to me in the pub. I asked him, "don't you have a shower after you've had sex?" He said, "of course I do." I said, "don't you think it's about time you went home and had a shag?" | |
Joke by geebee, in Jokes with no home > Pub - Tagged shower , shag , stink - Current Score: 49 - Added: 3 months, 27 days ago
| A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath. 'Mum', he asked, 'Are these my brains?' 'Not yet,' she replied | |
Joke by milo123, in Sex and shit > Balls - Tagged sex , fingering , cunt , pink , balls , stink , testicles , bath , boy , brains - Current Score: 14 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| What do Pakis and cigs have in common? They both stink, come in packs of 20 and everyone wants them banned from public places. | |
Joke by djsharples, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged pakis , paki , smoking , smoking ban , stink , christian - Current Score: 7 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| I work with a bloke who hums all day. Well, you can only stand so much, so I decided to tell him.. I said, "you fucking stink, you dirty bastard." | |
Joke by geemack, in Jokes with no home > Work - Tagged hums , stink , smell - Current Score: 3 - Added: 4 weeks ago
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