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| A man goes to the doctor's for a cock extension. The doctor suggests a baby elephant's trunk stitched on, at a cost of £5,000. The man agrees. Six weeks later, whilst having dinner with a new woman, he feels an unusual stirring in his pants and thinks, "this is the night". Whilst chatting over dinner, his cock flies out and steals an apple off the table and then goes back. "Wow!" she says. "Can you do that again?" He says, "my cock can, but I don't think my arse can take another apple." |    |
Joke by MissTourettes, in Sex and shit > Elephants - Tagged man , doctors , cock extension , baby elephants trunk , stitched , cost , 5000 , dinner , stirring , pants , cock , apple , table , arse - Current Score: 17 - Added: 2 months, 7 days ago
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