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| I went to see Frankie Boyle live last night, read a few Viz comics on the way home and then watched a Jimmy Carr DVD as I was going to bed. Its amazing, but nearly all their jokes were stolen from Sickipedia! |    |
Joke by lionarse, in Jokes with no home > Sickipedia - Tagged sickipedia , frankie boyle , viz , joke , jokes , stolen , jimmy carr - Current Score: 171 - Added: 4 months, 23 days ago
| Why should you never run over a chav on a bike? It's probably your bike. | |
Joke by Ciabi, in Religion and racism > Chavs - Tagged chavs , bike , chav , car , kill , stolen , steal - Current Score: 72 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| To all Sun-reading Sicki viewers: Would you kindly stop nicking all our jokes and sending them in as your own? Cheers. Same to The Star. Same to all 118 118 staff. | |
Joke by Exu, in Celebrity and news events > 9/11 - Tagged news , jokes , stolen , stealing , laugh , theft , nicked , taken - Current Score: 30 - Added: 4 days ago
| I went to the gym today worked out for one hour and ended up gaining twenty pounds. Some idiot left the key in his locker. | |
Joke by max the storyteller, in Jokes with no home > Gym - Tagged stolen , gym - Current Score: 20 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| A little old lady was in court for stealing a tin of peaches after absent-mindedly popping them into her bag rather than her trolley. Under the circumstances, the judge decides to be lenient and asks her how many peaches were in the tin. "There were three peaches," she replies. "Very well, then," says the judge. "In that case I sentence you to three days in prison." Just then her husband pipes up and says, "she stole a tin of peas as well." | |
Joke by pottyonetoo, in Illness and mortality > Age - Tagged stolen , peas , peaches - Current Score: 11 - Added: 1 month, 15 days ago
| What do you call a Gypsie with an iPod? YourPod | |
Joke by Rorz, in Religion and racism > Gypsy - Tagged ipod , stolen , gypsies , apple , your - Current Score: 6 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| You were in the arrivals bar in Birmingham airport. You have long dark hair and were wearing a grey short sleeved dress. You were waiting on your friend and I was waiting to see if my luggage would ever materialise. We shared a drink and spent about a half hour in each others company. I was drinking a pint of Carling and you were drinking vodka and coke. I will never forget your eyes they were piercing in their intensity and I just regret not telling you. I went to the toilet and you kept an eye on my laptop. I have been thinking about you ever since and can't seem to shake your image from my head. I really think that we made a connection. If this is you is there any chance that I could get my laptop back? | |
Joke by Quiz_boy, in Jokes with no home > Adverts - Tagged laptop , dating , sex , single , personal , stolen - Current Score: 1 - Added: 1 month, 25 days ago
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