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| What's the difference between a western girl and a arab girl? The western girl gets stoned before she commits adultery. |    |
Joke by GIZZARD, in Religion and racism > indian - Tagged stoned , adultery - Current Score: 151 - Added: 8 months, 16 days ago
| The Koala and the Little Lizard A koala is sitting up a gum tree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past , looks up and says "Hey Koala ! what are you doing?" The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some." So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints. After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river. A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?" The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink. The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!" So the koala looks down at him and says: "Fuuuu - k dude.......how much water did you drink?!!" | |
Joke by yank, in Jokes with no home > Drugs - Tagged koala , gecko , stoned , pot , alligator , water - Current Score: 60 - Added: 1 year ago
| Two stoned hippies are walking along an old railway track. The first hippy says, "wow, these stairs go on for miles, man." And the second said, "it's these low hand rails that are killing me, man." Why did the stoned hippy drown? He was too far out man. First hippy: "What would you do if you saw a spaceman?" Second hippy: "Park my car in it man." | |
Joke by pornstar, in Jokes with no home > Hippies - Tagged hippy , stoned , railway track - Current Score: 38 - Added: 5 months, 25 days ago
| Did you hear about the muslim hen party? They all sat around getting stoned. | |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged mussie , muslim , stoned , women - Current Score: 33 - Added: 1 year ago
| Just arrived back from my holiday in Kismayo, Somalia and I can honestly say I won’t be back. A 13 year old girl was gang raped and stoned by dozens of men in a stadium packed with 1,000 spectators. Needless to say I was completely shocked and appalled at the situation…I paid good money for my seat but I couldn’t see a fucking thing. | |
Joke by KrazyKev, in Illness and mortality > Rape - Tagged rape , stoned , somalia - Current Score: 19 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| What's the first sign of drugs in the Bible? Moses going up the mountain for the two tablets. The second sign of drugs in Bible? Mary Magadeline getting stoned. | |
Joke by seanybiker, in Religion and racism > Catholicism - Tagged drugs , stoned , moses - Current Score: 13 - Added: 1 month, 16 days ago
| One of my mates got stoned on holiday. Last time I rape in Saudi. I tell you. | |
Joke by justincider, in Jokes with no home > Holiday - Tagged stoned , saudi , rape - Current Score: 13 - Added: 1 month, 6 days ago
| What's the similarity between an Aussie and a Muslim? They both get stoned after rooting their sister. | |
Joke by immortalshadow666, in Religion and racism > Australians - Tagged aussie , muslim , stoned , rooting , sister - Current Score: 2 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
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