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| Three things you should never say in a gay bar... 1. Bugger me, it's hot in here. 2. Fuck me, this beer's cheap. 3. Do you mind if I push your stool in a bit. |    |
Joke by King_Crush, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged gay , gay bar , beer , beers , cheap , stool , fuck , bugger - Current Score: 53 - Added: 10 months, 16 days ago
| How do you get three gays on a stool? Turn it upside down! | |
Joke by sick puppy, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged stool , queers , one liners - Current Score: 45 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| A Leper goes into a bar on one of the hottest days of the year. A lot of people have their shirts off due to the heat so the Leper takes off his shirt too and goes to the bar and orders a pint. As he takes a sip, he looks at a guy on a stool next to him who is glancing in his direction. Suddenly the guy throws up all over the bar. The Leper feels insulted and says,"Excuse me!" "Sorry," the guy says,"It's not your fault." The Leper gets even more insulted and says,"Well, if it's not my fault, whose fault is it?" The guy on the stool swallows down hard and manages to blurt out,"It's the drunk guy behind you dipping chips in your back." | |
Joke by Killing Joke, in Illness and mortality > Leper - Tagged leper , bar , stool , chips - Current Score: 36 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| Three whores are sitting at a bar. The first one says, "I can get three fingers up my fanny." and gives the other two a demonstration. The second one says, "that's nothing, I can get a whole fist in there." and duly obliges to show the other two. The third one slid down the barstool. | |
Joke by RevvyB, in Sex and shit > Prostitution - Tagged loose , fanny , prostitutes , bar , pub , stool - Current Score: 25 - Added: 8 months, 20 days ago
| What's the most popular pick up line at the gay bar? May I push in your stool? | |
Joke by sick puppy, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged queer , stool , gay , bar , popular - Current Score: 11 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He had to work it out with his fingers... | |
Joke by craig__2k4, in Jokes with no home > Maths - Tagged poo , shit , stool , arse , ass , crap - Current Score: 5 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| I sat on this really comfortable stool at my Grans yesterday, but after a while it dried into my clothes and began to smell. | |
Joke by jokeywokey, in Sex and shit > Shit - Tagged shit , stool , smell - Current Score: 0 - Added: 1 day ago
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