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| I went to the store the other day, I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a policeman writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?' He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil necked jerk off. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires! So I called him a horse’s arse, he finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!! This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I could only imagine what the owner of the car will think when he sees all the tickets. |    |
Joke by joecorby, in Jokes with no home > Police - Tagged parking , tickets , injustice , anger , cars , store - Current Score: 293 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| Paris Hilton walks into a store and heads straight for the perfume counter. The girl sprays her with something and says "This is very expensive, it's called Vien a Moi - that's French for come to me..." Paris turns to her friend and says "I'm not so sure, does this smell like come to you?" | |
Joke by gazstewi, in Celebrity and news events > Paris Hilton - Tagged paris hilton , store , perfume , come - Current Score: 33 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| I saw Jonathon Ross in a department store last week. He was acting suspiciously, looking at the kitchen utensils so i walked up to him and said 'you'll probably get caught if you steal anything?' He replied 'well, thats the whisk im willing to take' | |
Joke by ratanatzanova, in Celebrity and news events > Jonathan Ross - Tagged jonathon ross , store , steal - Current Score: 26 - Added: 1 month, 9 days ago
| There's been a power cut in Dublins largest department store today........ Some customers have been stuck on the escalators for three hours! | |
Joke by whippet, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged ireland , irish , stupid , store , power cut - Current Score: 2 - Added: 50 minutes ago
| I once 'Threw a Spanner in The Works.' I'm now banned from all book stores nationwide. | |
Joke by Roll Fizzlebeef, in Jokes with no home > Wordplay - Tagged the works , spanner , book , store - Current Score: -1 - Added: 1 month, 10 days ago
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