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| I was walking down a street in Brixton late last night, when suddenly I saw another bloke bashing two dustbin lids together. "What are you doing mate?" I asked. "Oh, I'm calling my dog," he replied. So I said, "why don't you shout his name then?" "Bollocks to that, if you think I'm going to shout 'Blackie' around here at this time of night..." |    |
Joke by pornstar, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged brixton , blackie , dog , dustbin lids , street - Current Score: 410 - Added: 6 months, 20 days ago
| Indian man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to India on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the Indian man hands over the keys to a new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank. He produces the title and everything checks out. The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the Indian for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the Indian returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi-millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000'" The Indian replies: "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return'" | |
Joke by niggers out, in Illness and mortality > Ferrari - Tagged ferrari , loan , bank , street , new york - Current Score: 113 - Added: 6 months ago
| I've got a summons because I put a fag out in the street. I was unaware I had to give my tenants 3 months notice | |
Joke by Gobshite, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged faggot , fag , summons , street - Current Score: 15 - Added: 10 months ago
| I saw two white men beating up a black man in the street the other day. Luckily I got there when I did, The nigger was getting away... | |
Joke by BenGreen, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged nigger , black , man , men , street - Current Score: 15 - Added: 5 days ago
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