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| I was chatting to a mate in the pub- who loves jokes- and I was telling him a little story. So I began my tale: "I went to see a Gypsy fortune teller the other day, who put me in touch with me dead grandfather. After we had finished and I had paid her, she smiled at me and in a jolly voice said she had really enjoy the session- So I smacked her in the face!" My smartarse mate chipped in, "Ha ha- Thats becase you LIKE TO STRIKE A HAPPY MEDIUM isn't it!" I replied, "No, its because I can't fucking stand gypsies." |    |
Joke by twayne, in Religion and racism > Gypsy - Tagged gypsy , pun , peter cook , dudley moore , punch , hit , strike , fight - Current Score: 107 - Added: 3 months ago
| Everyone at my work has gone on strike apart from me. When I walked in this morning, I heard one of my co-workers shouting, "Scab, scab!" I told him what my dad always told me: "Don't picket, you'll make it worse!" | |
Joke by Dicky McCunt, in Jokes with no home > Strike - Tagged strike , scab , work , picket - Current Score: 21 - Added: 1 day ago
| Firefighters are on standby at the Swan Vesta factory after the workers threatened an all out strike. | |
Joke by mickle, in Jokes with no home > FIRE - Tagged firefighters , swan vesta , matches , workers , strike - Current Score: 11 - Added: 2 days ago
| About 200,000 workers were due to go on strike in Scotland today. Do that many Scots really have jobs? | |
Joke by itchyanus, in Religion and racism > Scottish - Tagged scots , jobs , strike - Current Score: 1 - Added: 1 month, 23 days ago
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