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What do elephants use as tampons?

Sheep!!

Why do elephants have long trunks?

Because sheep don't have string!!
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Joke by sick puppy, in Religion and racism > Africans - Tagged tampons , elephants , sheep , string  - Current Score: 18 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago

Whats the difference between Sadaam Hussein and a tampon?

One is a piece of string hanging from a cunt, the other is a cunt hanging from a piece of string.

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Joke by gazlikeschicken, in Sex and shit > Tampons - Tagged saddam hussein , saddam hussain , tampon , cunt , string , hanging  - Current Score: 15 - Added: 1 month, 27 days ago

How can you tell if a midget is having her period?

She keeps tripping over the string
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Joke by Cleveland, in Illness and mortality > Midget - Tagged string , midget , period , trip  - Current Score: 8 - Added: 1 month, 11 days ago

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