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| Did you hear about the Muslim strip club? It features full facial nudity. |    |
Joke by caliban, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged islam , muslim , strip , stripping , strippers , stripper , nudity , facial , naked , club , strip club - Current Score: 109 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| Once there was a beautiful woman who loved to work in her vegetable garden, but no matter what she did, she couldn't get her tomatoes to ripen. Admiring her neighbor's garden, which had beautiful bright red tomatoes, she went one day and inquired of him his secret. "It's really quite simple," the old man explained. "Twice each day, in the morning and in the evening, I expose myself in front of the tomatoes and they turn red with embarrassment." Desperate for the perfect garden, she tried his advice and proceeded to expose herself to her plants twice daily. Two weeks passed and her neighbor stopped by to check her progress. "So," he asked, "Any luck with your tomatoes?" "No," she replied excitedly. "But you should see the size of my cucumbers!" | |
Joke by hellionfuck, in Sex and shit > Penis - Tagged man , woman , tomatoes , cucumbers , penis , erection , strip - Current Score: 48 - Added: 8 months, 8 days ago
| Three blokes go to a strip club, two English blokes and a Scottish chap. After being seated at a table near the front, this sexy blonde girl comes over and starts dancing on their table. After a couple of minutes, the stripper has taken off everything apart from her bra and panties. When she takes off her bra, the first English bloke licks a twenty pound note and slaps it to her right arse cheek, next the second English man licks a twenty pound note and slaps it to her left arse cheek. Then she takes off her panties and the Scottish bloke gets his credit card, swipes her arse and takes the fuckin' forty quid! | |
Joke by pornstar, in Religion and racism > Scottish - Tagged strip , english , scottish , panties , twenty , pound , note , credit , card , swipe , table , bra , blonde - Current Score: 42 - Added: 4 months, 3 days ago
| My wife just stripped off naked and said "This is your lucky day!" I said "Why's that? Am I gonna go blind?" | |
Joke by Spuggy, in Sex and shit > Sex - Tagged wife , strip , sex - Current Score: 40 - Added: 7 months, 13 days ago
| Today I discovered why the rainforest is called the 'Brazilian' rainforest. Its because deforestation will soon leave it almost completely bare, with just a thin strip of trees running up the middle of it. | |
Joke by staffer, in Jokes with no home > Environment - Tagged brazilian , rainforest , bare , thin , strip , middle - Current Score: 22 - Added: 3 months, 13 days ago
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